January 10 - Issue 128
Horrible Player Demands More Playing Time
January 17 - Issue 129
Spurs To Not Even Bother Trying Until Playoffs
January 24 - Issue 130
Kobe’s Teammates Lauded For Ability To Stay Out Of The Way
January 31 - Issue 131
Brown Accuses Isiah Thomas Of Sexual Harassment In Attempt To Get Fired
February 14 - Issue 133
Shaq Hates Kobe Again After Seeing New Nike Commercial
Knicks To Revolt Against Larry Brown If They Can Get Themselves Organized
February 21 - Issue 134
Bruce Pearl Apologizes In Advance For Setting Billy Donovan’s Car On Fire
February 28 - Issue 135
NBA Player Concerned About New Escalade’s High Emissions
March 7 - Issue 136
Teammates Criticize Lebron James For Failing To Make Them Better
March 14 - Issue 137
16 Seed To Launch Shitload Of 3-Pointers And Hope For The Best
Nash-less Suns Unable To Find Way Out Of Locker Room
March 21 - Issue 138
Young Man Overcomes Good Upbringing To Become College Basketball Star
Wichita State Coach Upset At Players For Screwing Up His Bracket
March 28 - Issue 139
Survey: Most Americans Would Play For Non-Contender
Florida Gators Criticized For Not Being Heartwarming Cinderella Story
Eastern Conference Coaches Still Not Paying For Gilbert Arenas All-Star Omission
April 4 - Issue 140
Knicks Point Out That Trail Blazers Have Lost 11 Straight
Indiana Names Reggie Miller Most Awesome Person Ever
UCLA Overcomes Storied History To Get Asses Handed To Them
May 2 - Issue 144
Lakers Formerly Declared Winner Of Lakers-Celtics Rivalry Referees Engaged In Conspiracy Against Every Player In NBA
May 9 - Issue 145
Lebron James A Witness To Somebody Actually Playing Defense
May 16 - Issue 146
Knicks To Sign Brown To 3-Year Extension Before Buying Him Out
May 30 - Issue 148
Pistons Hope Increased Whining Will Get Them Back On Track
June 13 - Issue 150
Draft Prospect Hires Representative To Work Out For Him
June 20 - Issue 151
Jordan Greets Bobcats By Telling Them They’re Worthless
June 27 - Issue 152
Heat Owner Wishes He Was Great For The Game Like Mark Cuban
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July 11 - Issue 153
Billy King Begins Sixers Rebuilding Project By Firing Himself
July 18 - Issue 154 Lebron James Wins Wealthiest Athlete Of The Year ESPY
July 25 - Issue 155
Mike Krzyzewski Suggests ACC Refs Work Olympics
August 8 - Issue 157
Knicks Fans Stunned, Confused By Non-Ridiculous Signing
August 29 - Issue 160
US Hoops Team Amazed At How Many Other Countries There Are Out There
October 3 - Issue 165
OJ Mayo Screams At Fat Teammate In Gym Class
October 10 - Issue 167
Dozens Of NBA Players Trampled In Rush To Get New Scarface Video Game
October 17 - Issue 168
NBA Coach Brimming With Optimism Following Intra-Squad Scrimmage
October 24 - Issue 169
Maloof Brothers Seek Public Funding To Build Giant Tower Of Money
October 31 - Issue 170
David Stern Orders All NBA Players To Wear Same Size Shoes
November 7 - Issue 171
Knicks Blame Struggles On Larry Brown Being Such A Jerk Last Year
November 14 - Issue 172
Nike Embarks On Campaign To Make Everyone Hate Lebron James
November 28 - Issue 174
Skiles: Pistons Championship Tainted By All The Headbands
December 5 - Issue 175
Jay Cutler’s Hall of Fame Credentials Take Hit
Buckeyes Forfeit Championship To Avoid Facing Mighty SEC
December 12 - Issue 176
Referee Can’t Bring Himself To Call Foul On Classy Dwyane Wade
December 19 - Issue 177
Report: Larry Brown To Coach 76ers, Then Bobcats
Experts: Vicious Brawl Could Derail Efforts To Gay Up NBA
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