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TORONTO-The Toronto Blue Jays clinched the AL East on Wednesday and threw an epic party in the clubhouse afterwards. Victory cigars were smoked, t-shirts and hats were donned, and the champagne flowed in all directions.
NHL Drops Plans To Expand To Phoenix After Discovering There’s Already A Team There 10/5/2015
PHOENIX--The National Hockey League has dropped plans to expand to Phoenix, the league’s Board of Governors said today, after realized there is already a team there. The league will continue to consider explore expansion options in Las Vegas, Quebec and several other North America cities.
Point Guard Stops Passing Ball After Reading Atlas Shrugged 4/10/12
BOSTON--Celtics point guard Rajon Rondo, currently second in the NBA in assists, has stopped passing the ball after reading Ayn Rand’s controversial objectivist tome, Atlas Shrugged, teammates report. The point guard is now espousing “the virtue of selfishness” and taking every shot himself.
Bobby Valentine Violates Clubhouse Beer Ban After Seeing Josh Beckett Pitch 4/9/12
DETROIT - Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine violated his own clubhouse beer ban on Saturday after watching pitcher Josh Beckett give up 7 runs in 4.2 innings in his first start of the season.

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