June 6th - Issue 5

August 12th - Issue 11:

Jesse Jackson Calls For More Minority Ownership In Fantasy Football Leagues

NCAA Coach Fined For Providing Assistance To Player Drowning In Lake

August 19th - Issue 12:

Arizona Cardinals Accidentally Left Off 2004 Schedule

September 3rd - Issue 14:

Fantasy Football Analyst Actually Getting Paid to Analyze Fantasy Football

October 1st - Issue 18:

Every Single Receiver In League Not Getting Enough Catches

October 16th - Issue 20:

Rudy Still Carrying On About That One Stupid Play

November 19th - Issue 24:

Hospitalized Fighter Pilot Endures Three Hour Visit From Arizona Cardinals

November 29th - Issue 25

Laugh Track To Be Added To Remaining San Diego Chargers Broadcasts

December 10th - Issue 27:

Christ Passes Torch To Michael Vick

Army Resorts To Unmanned Predator Drone In Effort To Defeat Navy

December 17th - Issue 28:

Doug Flutie Uses Scrambling Ability To Get The Hell Out Of San Diego