January 2 - Issue 178
Tony Romo Downgraded To Second Best Quarterback Of All Time
Bengals Admit To Being Distracted By Death Of Gerald Ford
Boise State Coach One Step Closer To Getting The Hell Out Of Boise
Eli Manning A Calming Influence In Eagles Locker Room
January 9 - Issue 179
Seahawks Attribute Botched Field Goal To Their Resilience
Merriman Hoping Supplements He’s Taking Are Tainted
January 16 - Issue 180
Jason Taylor’s ‘Lights Out’ T-Shirt Already Out Of Style
Baltimore Fans Refuse To Let Colts Leave Town
January 23 - Issue 181
Fox To Bomb Super Bowl As Part Of New 24 Ad Campaign
January 30 - Issue 182
Colts To Skip Super Bowl To Avoid Distractions
February 6 - Issue 183
NFL Nearing Glorious Future Where Whites Will Be Eradicated
Patriots Upset Over Lack Of Respect During Colts Victory Parade
February 13 - Issue 184
Recruit Excited About Free Car Every USC Freshman Gets
February 20 - Issue 185
Poll: Most Americans Would Accept Having Franchise Tag Slapped On Them
Rutgers Coach Locked Up Four More Years Or Until He Gets Better Offer
Norv Turner Attributes Poor Coaching Record To Poor Coaching
March 20 - Issue 189
No Party At Jerramy Stevens’ Place This Weekend
March 27 - Issue 190
Seahawks Hoping Calvin Johnson Drops To Second Round
April 17 - Issue 192
Vince Young Awarded Madden Cover After Twelve Other Players Decline
May 1 - Issue 194
Patriots Cut Brandon Meriweather To Send Message To Randy Moss
May 22 - Issue 196
Goodell Encourages Players To Break Law In Attempt At Reverse Psychology
May 29 - Issue 197
Madden Curse Strikes Vince Young In Form Of Shitty Wide Receivers
June 12 - Issue 199
Disappointed Investigators Find Only Human Corpses On Vick’s Property
New NFL Study Shows Concussions Can Be Alleviated By Ignoring Them
June 19 - Issue 200
Pacman Jones Weirded Out By Sight Of Fully Clothed Woman
July 17 - Issue 203
Laid Back Wade Phillips Declares Training Camp Optional
July 24- Issue 204
Attorney Insists Vick Ate Every Dog He Killed
Calvin Johnson Politely Threatens To Hold Out Unless He Gets $30 Million
July 31 - Issue 205
98 Percent Of NFL Players Coming Into Season With Chips On Their Shoulders
Seemingly Normal Person Says Vick Should Have Genitals Fed To Dogs
New Colts Defensive Scheme To Emphasize Tackling Ball Carrier
August 7 - Issue 206
Raiders, Russell Still Far Apart On How Insane Contract Should Be
2007 Sleeper Teams Prepare To Not Make Playoffs
August 14 - Issue 207
Saints Bury Drew Brees In Symbolic Attempt To Put Last Season Behind Them
Fantasy Owner Declares Open Competition For Starting Quarterback Job August 21 - Issue 208
Pete Kendall Demands Somebody At Least Listen To Him
Merriman Still Waiting For Massive Public Outcry Over Halting Of Sack Dance
Cats Gather Outside Georgia Dome In Support Of Michael Vick
August 28 - Issue 209
Pennington Blames Preseason Struggles On Madden Curse
Tom Brady Refuses To Let Baby Be Distraction
Tomlinson To Be Held Out Of Regular Season As Precautionary Measure
September 4 - Issue 210
Michigan Players To Start Attending Class If They Fall To 0-3
Belichick To Acquire Signs Via Intimidation From Now On
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