DURHAM, NC--With Tyler Hansbrough and Greg Paulus gone and J.J. Redick a distant memory, college hoops fans are searching for another white kid to mercilessly mock and vilify for the 2009 season. Candidates include Notre Dame’s Luke Harangody, Duke’s Kyle Singler, or any one of the dudes from Gonzaga. “Every few years ago, we need to find a new white kid to torment and ridicule,” said Jerry McConnell of the college hoops blog Midnight Madness. “Hansbrough was pretty good, Paulus was the gift that kept on giving, and J.J. Redick was the Holy Grail. There will never be another Redick. Good looking, pretty boy, kind of a dork, white – he was the whole package. This year I’m putting my money on Kyle Singler. He’s an even dorkier version of Greg Paulus. Also, did I mention he’s white? For some reason, white fans love to make fun of white players. I'm sure a shrink would have a field day with that one. Anyway, eat shit, Kyle Singler, you…white person.”