Tony Romo Looking Forward To Getting Shitfaced Night Before Thanksgiving

November 25 , 2009           
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DALLAS--The holiday season is upon us, and Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is looking forward to his favorite holiday ritual: getting shitfaced the night before Thanksgiving. Per tradition, Romo and friends will hit several Dallas bars then top off the night with a 2 AM “feeding frenzy” at Denny’s. “Yea! I love the night before Thanksgiving!” Romo said after Wednesday morning's practice. “It’s the most crowded night of the year. Every place is going to be packed! I am going to get so smashed they’re going to have to carry me home. What's that? Yes, of course I'll be ready to play on Thursday. I just have to make sure I set my alarm clock, and drink a bottle of Gatorade before bed to avoid a hangover.” Romo plans to spend Wednesday shopping for a new shirt to wear for the big night.

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