January 16 - Issue 180
Clemens Looking For Place To Begin His Inevitable Decline
January 23 - Issue 181
Cubs Confident They’ll Field More Expensive Team This Year
February 13 - Issue 184
Nationals Already Counting Days Until End Of Season
February 27 - Issue 186
Manny Forced To Fly Back To Dominican After Forgetting Glove
March 20 - Issue 189
Wood, Prior Still Injured Despite Presence Of Lou Pinella
April 9 - Issue 191
Royals Dazzled By Dice-K’s Mysterious ‘Change Up’
April 17 - Issue 192
Freak Storm Dumps Two Feet Of Snow Inside Metrodome
May 1 - Issue 194
Clemens To Return In October To Pitch For Whoever Is Leading World Series
May 8 - Issue 195
Bullpen Catcher Not Sure What To Do During Bench Clearing Incident
May 22 - Issue 196
Rangers Pitchers Urged To Make Their Pitches Curve Or Sink Or Something
Hot Young Shortstop Tired Of Being Compared To Honus Wagner
May 29 - Issue 197
Reds Accused Of Tanking To Get Better Draft Pick Next Year
June 5- Issue 198
Clemens Days Away From Much Anticipated Return To Disabled List
June 26 - Issue 201
Theo Epstein Wishing Decent Shortstop Would Fall Into His Lap Somehow
July 10 - Issue 202
State Farm Blamed For Shitty Home Run Derby
July 17 - Issue 203
Phillies Fire Manager After 10,000th Loss
July 31 - Issue 205
Players Of Today Admit They’re Shit Compared To Ripken, Gwynn
Rangers Trade Salatamacchia To Braves For More Prospects
August 14 - Issue 207
$200 Million Yankees Somehow Overachieving
September 4 - Issue 210
Vicious Bleacher Fight A Throwback To More Innocent Time
Setpember 25 - Issue 213
Finger-Pointing Mets Blame Collapse On Phillies
‘This Team Battled All Year’ Named Official Cliché Of 2007 Playoffs |
