January 3 - Issue 127
ESPN.com Hires White Supremacist To Counter Scoop Jackson
January 24 - Issue 130
Bin Laden Comments Posted All Over Pentagon Locker Room
February 14 - Issue 133
Cheney Taken To Undisclosed Location To Escape Ridicule
February 21 - Issue 134
Son Doesn’t Know How To Tell Dad He Wants Ice Dancing Lessons
Renegade US Ski Team Makes Losing Cool
February 28 - Issue 135
Favre, Clemens, Bonds Urged To Just Go Away Already
March 14 - Issue 137
ESPN Mobile Phone Narrowly Edges Fatheads As Worst Idea Ever
April 11 - Issue 141
Duke Campus Would Be Divided If There Were Any Black People There
April 18 - Issue 142
America Still Better Than Kenya At Pretty Much Everything Else
May 9 - Issue 145
John Daly Now Addicted To Chewing Gum
May 23 - Issue 147
Barbaro Apparently Never Heard Of Cortisone Shot
Notre Dame Officials Break Ties With Jesus After Seeing The Da Vinci Code
May 30 - Issue 148
Americans Taking Ronaldo’s Rejection In Stride
June 6 - Issue 149
Millions Of Americans Skipping Work To Pretend To Watch World Cup
Michelle Wie Proves Women Not Equal To Men After All
June 27 - Issue 152
Everyone Making Up Lies About Lance Armstrong For Some Reason
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July 11 - Issue 153
Winner, Loser Of NASCAR Race Both Whining
July 25 - Issue 155
Armstrong To Race Tour de France Next Year With Two Broken Hips
August 1 - Issue 156
Hypocrite Athletes Encourage Children To Read
August 8 - Issue 157
Kobayashi Wins Title Of World’s Most Disgusting Person
September 4 - Issue 161
Tiger Woods Crushes Make-A-Wish Kid In Putt Putt
September 11 - Issue 162 Moment Of Silence Held For Victims Of NBC Kickoff Special
October 31 - Issue 170
DA Now Claiming Duke Lacrosse Players Raped Him
November 21 - Issue 173
New Video Game Simulates Shooting People In Line To Buy Playstation
December 12 - Issue 176
Debt-Ridden Man Turns To Online Poker For Extra Cash
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