KANSAS CITY, MO--Gunther
Cunningham is being hailed as the man who’s going to save the
Chiefs’ defense. But if he’s going to save it, he may have
to do it on the field instead of on the sidelines. Since the team’s
front office has done very little to upgrade the defensive roster, Cunningham
has been asked by Dick Vermeil to play cornerback this year.
“Well, we brought Gunther in here to provide the defense with
a little spark,” said Vermeil. “As an alternative to replacing
the players, we brought in the exact same roster and hired a new defensive
coordinator. Those cornerbacks we had last year didn’t work out
too well, so we might as well get our money’s worth with Gunther.
We’d like him to play corner. See? Now you understand why I’m
crying all the time.”
This is Cunningham’s second stint with the Kansas City Chiefs.
He was the head coach of the team in 1999 and 2000, but was fired and
replaced by Vermeil. He has always been known as a good defensive mind,
however, which is why the Chiefs brought him back. Some critics have
said Cunningham would be a bad choice for corner, but others say that
the team could do a lot worse.
“Having a 58-year-old guy playing corner is a little risky, but
their options are pretty limited,” said Sports Illustrated’s
Peter King. “It would’ve been nice if the GM went out and
got some actual players, but I guess they thought last year’s
squad was just fine. Their only significant addition was Cunningham,
so it stands to reason that he should plug the whole at corner. Then
maybe they could make [cornerback] Eric Warfield the defensive coordinator.
He’d make a huge impact just by staying off the field.”
General Manager Carl Peterson noted that Cunningham was brought to the
team as a defensive coordinator, but said he wouldn’t rule out
using him in other capacities. It is believed by many in the Chiefs
organization that Cunningham can have a bigger impact on the field than
in the coach’s booth.
“Getting a new defensive coordinator is all well and good, but
with the squad we had last year, we were hoping for more of an overhaul,”
said one team source. “I don’t think [Cunningham] can magically
transform this ragtag group into contenders just by implementing a new
scheme. If he really wants to help this team, he better suit up and
work on his coverage skills.”
There has been some talk of putting the new coach on the defensive line,
another position where the Chiefs struggled last year. However, since
Cunningham is undersized, he will mostly likely be used in the secondary.
“Gunther probably wouldn’t fare too well down there in trenches,
given his size and age,” said Vermeil. “If we could just
get someone down there who could get pressure on the quarterback, it
will certainly make his job easier defending the pass. The guys we had
last year needed a goddamn written invitation from the opposing quarterback
to venture into the backfield. Thank God those guys are gone. Oh, wait
a minute...they’re still here.”
If Cunningham is unable or unwilling to take the field as a player,
the Chiefs may have to resort to plan B. Plan B involves removing certain
players from the defensive unit and simply not replacing them. It would
leave the team short-staffed, but Peterson hinted that the Chiefs may
be willing to take that chance.
“It’s a toss up I guess,” said Peterson. “On
the one hand, it certainly helps to have the same amount of players
on defense that your opponent has on offense. On the other hand, our
guys probably did more to help the other team win than the opposing
quarterback. If we lose Warfield and McCleon, we might stand a better
chance of stopping the opponent’s passing game. It’ll certainly
cut down on pass interference penalties. Plus, it's possible that the
receivers could see so much daylight ahead of them that they get distracted
and drop the pass. Either way our defense is pretty much fucked.”
Cunningham has been quick to point out that he’s no miracle worker.
He knows better than anyone that one player or coach cannot turn a team
around.
“We want to take this one step at a time. It’s not going
to happen overnight,” said Cunningham. “The first thing
we need to do is implement a revolutionary technique known as ‘tackling.’
After that, we’ll teach remedial running and jumping. Then we’ll
get into reading schemes and coverage patterns. And finally, we’ll
learn the proper technique and timing for rushing the passer. We should
be ready to go in about ten years.”
If anyone on the defensive roster is threatened by Cunningham’s
arrival, they’re not showing it. One incumbent cornerback, William
Bartee, said he welcomes the change in coaches and looks forward to
a productive 2004.
“We’re all thrilled to have Coach Cunningham on board,”
said Bartee. “We all know the defense didn’t live up to
its potential last year, so it’ll be nice to have someone with
a fresh perspective come in and shake things up. I’m sure now
that he’s here, I’ll magically become faster, more athletic,
smarter, and stronger. We all will. That’s what hiring new coordinators
will do for you.”
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